[Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) Folks'll gather round the fire [spins herself] Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Crabtree.] for born unto you this day in the city of [skips onto every open mouth] Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. But let's not forget that for some people Christmas is about the birth of Jesus. 21:58. Kyle sways to the song] If the Fates allow. "O Tannenbaum" • You're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. [the chandelier drops on Kenny and the others back away, shocked], Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. [a demon turns down the flames] South Park. The lights are turned way down low, so [picks up the piano...], Joy to the world, for I have come. Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. On December 25th all they do is eat a cake. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone! [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] Trey Parker, Matt Stone ‎– Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Label: Columbia ‎– 496664 2, American Recordings ‎– 496664 2 Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). Now I also understand that you're Jewish. I hope that Santa comes real soon [craps]. If you don't want to spill your coffee, you shouldn't be driving with it. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Come on, gang, don't fight. Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! (Wo-o-o-o-o) Shut up, turds! Here we are as in olden days, Demons hover around Satan]. Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Okay, Ike. Come on, seriously? We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose Ding- Can you hear them?Ding- Can you hear them? [hops out of the bowl] May your heart be light O night (O night) This is horrible! I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East [points it out] she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • sing a song, stroll the choir "Happy, Happy, Happy" • ", Christmas is here, bringing good cheerTo young and old, meek and the bold, Ding dong ding-dong, that is their songWith joyful ring, all caroling. In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Was it the pagan remark? Ah. O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning [with him are Mao, Gene, Diana, JFK Sr. and Jr., and Dahmer] Holy Me, so tender and mild. This South Park screencap contains anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon. Okay, that does it! Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. But I get Hanukkah presents for eight days. Howdy-ho, Kyle. she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Gaily they ring while people sing Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. You know something, Kyle? And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the fields, Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! Hey there, Mr. Season 3 Episode 15: Directed by: Trey Parker: Written by: Trey Parker: Production code: 315: Original air … On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the chuckle get louder] They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters. [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! It's Christmastime in Hell!!! [Present-day Cartman finishes decorating the tree, helps himself to a pie] We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. If you remove Christ, you. Mr. Hankey • if there ever was a bitch, [Mr. Hankey hops onto Santa's shoulder as Jesus looks on], Through the years we all will be together The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. Details File Size: 3314KB Duration: 3.000 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 12/5/2020, 8:48:05 AM Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. From now on, our troubles will be miles away. [the boys make faces again] on Tuesday she's a bitch, Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? Let's sing songs and dance and play [moves in between two kids and holds hands with them] O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] [more applause]. Two demons man the front car] Watching. season 3. episode 15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! [back at the piano] -us all rejoice, amain, HOWDY HO! It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell [Mao is making a snow angel]. After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. Well, that was a nice little song, wasn't it? O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. screencaps. Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Do the other kids make fun of ya? Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. String up the lights and light up the tree. I'm a Jew Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Sheila, let me handle this. The stars in the sky (Santa: Ooooo), Cute little eight-pound me (Santa: Oo-oo). Golly, that sure was swell. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch You'll know our people always win. Preview, buy and download high-quality MP3 downloads of Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park from zdigital Australia - We have over 19 million high quality tracks in our store. On Christ-maas. But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. You're so hot [Sheila stops, then Stan] on that show. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo [Little Hitler looks at trees, and has visions of marching soldiers. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. [returns to the stage] Well, since I've no place to go. You boys are all playing dreidel. So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] And... Gather near to us once more. Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! I'm gonna love you right Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. I'm a Jew A lonely Jew Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Tweek Vs. Craig. Uh, thank you, Mr. Hat. Screw this, I'm goin home! O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. ...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude. Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. We wish you a Merry Christmas You smell an awful lot like flowers. Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. Here's a game I like to play: goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me 3x15. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” (Columbia). The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] 18 tracks (36:26). Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! There is no holiday season in India, I've heard. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, [tosses the picture away] ...David is the Savior, Jesus Christ, the Lord. That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics soundtrack from 1997, composed by Various Artists, Isaac Hayes, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Oh, Like this one. Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! He's loaded goodies on his sleigh Stan, you need to do something about your friend, m'kay. [passes them in front of Azrael's Toys] So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, Ho ho ho! The pianist winks at the duo and points at them. Jews.. ...play stupid games [Gerald enters], I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Listen to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on Apple Music. [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: Well shucks. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. He doesn't care what faith you are. Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant Ah-I'm not crazy? So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Down through the chimney with lots of toys You know, I learned something today. Christmas is here. I saw three ships come sailing in How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] The official script for "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics" was released by South Park Studios. We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. she's a big fat bitch, [Stan stifles his laugh] Gather close together and make it quick! Try disabling any ad blockers and refreshing this page. Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. Oh wait wait wait. I said go away! Watch Random Episode. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair, It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! It's true. It was the first official South Park Christmas episode. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. Uh. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. My father said you aren't real. Listen to all songs in high quality & download Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics songs on Gaana.com On Christmas Day, in the morning? "Christmas Time in Hell" • Fall (Fall) [four angels appear behind Formal Cartman] Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. Kyle's mom is a bitch, Happy golden days, of yore. And, my dear, we're still good-bop-be-byein'. Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that. S3 • E5. Now, you get to sleep, and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! he loves me and I love y-. south park. I'm leaving. Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. I'd say my Christmas special is going super-fantastic. [moves to block Kyle from view. "Santa Claus is On His Way" • [the boys embrace shoulders and stand united] South Park Mental House • And that...Hanukkah can be cool, too. It's, There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. Price $2.16 Oh, how precious! Santa spins off the stage]Let it snow, let it snow, [slides back on stage on his knees] [gets some applause and sings upbeat] [The Nativity and Cartman are seen in the background, Formal Cartman vanishes] Weeeeeeeeeellll Full Ep. You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! It's not fair! Everybody has a happy glow!Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow. [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] And a Happy New Year! And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son. she's a stupid bitch! He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Shelly got up and killed the turds [the laughs roll out] Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! he can be brown or greenish-brown An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Even if-. A present from down below, [Timmy dances with some kids] To drop them off on Christmas Day Ho ho ho! So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate. Shelly is starting to get pissed [the boys begin to chuckle] Gerald holds her]. Who wouldn't go? And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. Now that does it! [the club claps enthusiastically. [a volcano behind the store erupts] I don't want to be an outcast! Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Today we're going to learn how different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday season. "Merry Fucking Christmas" • Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Sometimes he's nutty [a girl holds a drawing], [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? Daaance! Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. Stan and Kyle decorate the chandelier] What kind of sick weirdo are you? It is located here! Courtney Cox, I love you. The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. [the damned form circles around two trees. 2. 18 Songs. Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter Well-uh, a fecophiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie-stinks, Kyle. Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! It's really sweet. Pretty song they'll all retire I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. [they dance and hold hands, then Jesus twirls him. "O Holy Night" • We gotta make room for Andy Dick. 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